Pancake procedure

here is the official pancake procedure according to Skyler:

1. Lift Skyler up to freezer
2. Skyler opens freezer and gets out Pillsbury chocolate chip pancakes
3. Skyler closes freezer
4. Skyler takes out 1-2 pancakes from box and places them in middle of plate
5. Skyler pats the pancake/s 1-3 times in the middle with his hand
6. Skyler hands plate to you and says "here" is Boston/NY-like accent similar to little Bear on Sesame Street - you must NOT take plate he must hand it TO you
7. You microwave plate 20-35 seconds depending on if 1 or 2 pancakes
8. You cut up pancake for him (this he allows)
9. Skyler eats pancake with fork

Note: #5 is the reason I wrote this post
Also, the HORROR: Shoprite was SOLD OUT of Pillsbury Chocolate Chip pancakes Sunday!